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3/13/2006
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Three groups were out on a dive boat, a TDI instructor and his students, a NAUI instructor and his students, and a PADI instructor with his group. Suddenly the boat sprang a major leak and started sinking! The TDI instructor said to his people " Okay, dress in were gonna do a deep dive since were here."The NAUI instructor says to his people, " Cool let's get out our compasses, were gonna navigate back to shore." The PADI instructor gathers his people and says, " Alright guy's, for only $45.00 your gonna get a wreck dive!"
It's okay, just show us on the doll where the P.A.D.I. instructor touched you.
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3/13/2006
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found this joke on the net, thought it to be funny!!
It's okay, just show us on the doll where the P.A.D.I. instructor touched you.
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Joined on
6/28/2006
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Joke say's it all...
Is it just coincidence that PADI's phone number is :
1-800-PAY-PADI ?
To Error on the side of Safety,
is to Live and Dive Again.
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3/13/2006
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are you serious!!!!!!!!!!!! thats to damn funny
It's okay, just show us on the doll where the P.A.D.I. instructor touched you.
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Joined on
5/27/2006
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From their website:
(800) 729-7234
(800) PAY-PADI
PADI Americas
30151 Tomas Street
Rancho Santa Margarita, CA 92688-2125
USA
Ph.: (800) 729-7234 (U.S. & Canada)
Ph: +1 (949) 858-7234
Fax: (949) 267-1267
Email:webmaster@padi.com
That is hilarious!
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3/13/2006
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okay m probably gonna get thrown out of here but here we go:
Three men were sitting in the funeral parlor waiting room,they were waiting on the ashes of their loved ones two were openly gay the third was kind of reserved, They struck up a conversation about what they had planned for the ashes of ther loved ones, The first stated "my lover was a pilot when I get his ashes im gonna charter a plane and spread his ashes in the cloudes" The second said "my lover was an outdoorsman whenI I get his ashes I'm gonna take them to the lake where we first made love and spread them there" The third stated " My freind was a PADI instructor, he taught me the wonders of the aqautic world, I'll take his ashes and make a big pot of chili and stir them in then I'll eat the whole pot" The others said how weird, why would you do that?? He replied " so he can tear my butt up one last time"!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's okay, just show us on the doll where the P.A.D.I. instructor touched you.
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Joined on
3/12/2006
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Hammerhead, Those were great.....
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Joined on
1/26/2006
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Regarding "Pay PADI" all I can say is .....unbelievable!!!
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Joined on
1/26/2006
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...Kind of like how those guys in Hollywood who produced the iconic family television series "Leave It To Beaver" had the inside joke. I can see the smirks still, when all of America eagerly tuned in each week to watch "Beaver Cleaver" do his thing....
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